sluttyoliveoil:

I LOVE NOT WEARING MAKEUP BC I CAN JUST RUB MY EYES AND NOTHING HAPPENS

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

radikael:

soahk:

kook-d:

soahk:

My dream is to run a milkshake store and call it The Yard

you genius little shit head

I could teach you, but I have to charge. 

this is gonna be a tumblr famous text post i can feel it

(Source: evicte)


i-am-the-roses-of-red:

dontforgetthesun-meaghan:

OMG I AM THE GRUMPUS

I’m the why am I awake most of the time, other times I am the last one, lol.

(Source: hopefaithandlove13)


(Source: henriduplaisir)

rneerkat:

“TRUST FALL” i shout as i jump out of the airplane without a parachute

(Source: rneerkat)

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu)

I don’t care about losing people who don’t wanna be in my life anymore. I’ve lost people who meant the world to me and I’m still doing just fine.